Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Erika Zevin has been decapited.

It was blood bath from the very beginning. I saw Erica staring at me, all cow-like and unaware, so I walked up subtly. I didn't want to spook her, and I'd already had one hard kill today--a man has to limit himself, stress leads to sloppy form. Well, I walked up, smiling and calling her over. She thought it was nice that I was saying hi, and that is when I struck. I whipped out my pistol but before I could point it at her, she pulled some karate out on me and broke my wrist. I then kneed her in the stomach (which naturally caused her to cough up blood). She retaliated by breaking my nose and biting a chunk of flesh from my neck--but that's what did her in! With my good hand, I retrieved the gun (while screaming--I mean, she was biting my neck!), and shot her head clean off.


Author's note: This posting is complete shit--except, of course, for the fact that Miss Erica Zevin is no longer in this game.

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