Thursday, October 30, 2008

Target: Sam Dueweke
Time: 12:30 pm
Sam was assassinated as he left commons today at lunch.

A bit of confusion..

Another kill made, poor Ryan Schuffler, killed twice in one game :( Ah well. His immortality aside it was still a well planned assassination.

On to the next..

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Anna Edwards' date with fate...

Anna Edwards was assassinated outside of 815 at approximately 12:05 am (Wednesday morning).

Message from the Head Official

After a week of play only 14 assassins are left in the game.

Por Fin!!!!

Matt Lindsay-- aka Stash-- has been by far the most difficult kill i have ever been proud of making. Taking the maximum amount of time to make the kill, each day fearing my own imminent assassination, i was finally thoroughly rewarded by his lack of care and caution as he left Pearsons this afternoon. Never become friends with your assassin, you'll be sure to let your guard down!

Watch out ya'll.. i'm back on the prowl..

Ben Dahl's last breath

Ben Dahl was shot outside of 810 as he walked to the science center around 10:00 am.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Michael Lethem was chased down and knocked out by
a thrown gun outside
of TKE at around 4 this afternoon. Apparently the gun hit
him so hard he died of
internal injury.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Death of Keith the Sneak

Keith "The Sneak" Olson, a particularly elusive assassin had eluded his hunter, who, unbeknownst to him, was the lover of the very target that he had.
After two daring escapes from the jaws of death, Keith mercilessly gunned down poor Victor Dailey in cold blood. this evening, at approximately 1:45 a.m.
Ro Morris avenged the death of Victor by chasing down and executing Keith outside of Blaisdell. Ro, Triumphant at the death of his enemy, yet forlorn at the
loss of his dear friend, returned to his lair to plan his next kill.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Target: Tim Leong
Time: 6:00
Tim was killed leaving commons after a valiant escape effort.
Target: Drew Clark
Time: 12:30 pm
After leaving Pearsons, a defenseless Drew (who had accidentally thrown away his gun a few days earlier) was shot.
Target: McKenna Berns
Time: 11:00 am
McKenna was killed outside of MI shortly after she left her econ class.

A grave for Gus Graves

An unsuspecting Gus Graves walked out of MI this morning around 12:15, only to receive a surprise shot in the face. He will be forever remembered as the guy who said "Really? Really, in the face?" before never ever speaking again.

A dead, dead geologist

Maybe Joe Emery should have given it a second thought before he scathingly retorted "Maybe you should have had your A game on. Sucker." Needless to say, he is now pushing up daises outside his Geology class. One can only hope Joe's entrails will prove to be an interesting study for the human biology class next door. Although his effort at clinging on to the final sliver of his dear, dear life was laudable, his audacity was not.
Time of death: 10.00am 24th October, 2008.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

More bloodshed

Mark Spreitzer was killed at 9:10pm on his way to a speaker at the Alliance House. In honor of Mark and the legacy he left behind, the Alliance will be holding a memorial service/Pirate Party this Friday from 10pm to 2am.

I will not be attending.
Target: Brad Cavanagh
Time: 7:20
Brad was killed outside of 815 as he walked home from dinner. There were two witnesses watching from a window.

OFFICIAL UPDATE

FROM THE HEAD OFFICIAL:

After several anxiety filled days of play, we now have 50 assassins left in the game from the original 91. Happy hunting.
Yesterday afternoon at 1:20 PM Shanti Duval met her end at the hands of Ro Morris.
death is coming for you, Mr. O.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

And they all fall down...

Yetunde Olagbaju met her unfortunate fate late this evening when she decided to join her friends outside of 840. The last expression on her face and the people that surrounded her had nothing but smiles. It was only till a couple of seconds later when she collapsed into the darkness. She went out happily, that is all this assassin could wish for. Let her soul rest in peace and not be stuck on this earth feeling regret or a sense of vengeance.

~Karasu

two more bite the dust

Christian Rozier met his demise around 3:45; shortly after leaving class in WAC 207. Many of his classmates are forever traumatized by the intensity of the violence.

Nathan Whitly met an untimely end shortly thereafter around 6:15. He was ambushed on his way to workout at the sports center. Another assassin, an innocent bistander and the door guy were the only ones to witness the swift killing.

Death strikes outside of commons

Eric Dunford, after leisurely finishing his dinner in commons, left with a feeling of security. This feeling was wrong. Around 7:20, I followed him outside and shattered his dreams of a long and happy life.

And another..

Target: Matt Johannsen
Time: 6:05pm
Witnesses: One friend who tagged along as cover. Went to sports center to find him and followed him as he walked out.

watch out all ya'll...

Killing Spree

Target: Bena Ahlberg
Time: 10:15am
Witnesses: Boyfriend.

Target: Tirzah Abbott
Time: 4:05pm
Witnesses: Three snitches watch from afar.

Target: Jithanie Gunasena
Time: 4:30pm
Witness: One friend riding along side her on bike while i ran her down college street on foot and three informants watching from the swinging bench.
All good things came to an end this afternoon for India John. She is all forms of dead. Her arms can be found in Godfrey. Her legs are somewhere on the second floor of MI. Her body was torn apart by dogs. And her head--well, her head is on a spike in front of TKE. May all be warned. Death is caring a green squirt gun.

Phys Plant discovers body of Charles "Nathan" Reveley

I was unsure if the man I was following was in fact Charles Revely or Nathan as he went by. I approached him and asked if he was Nathan. The look on his face said "Fuck my life," so I did, at 11:20 am on Pearsons lawn to be precise.

A passing groundskeeper in a green kart witnessed the act and told me to "pick on someone your own size." He laughed at his little joke and sped away.

Laura Damon-Moore, 23, Beloit, WI.

Laura Damon-Moore felt death walking beside her for a hundred paces on Tuesday yet she carried on with a jaunty step. She met her demise just before dinner in the Chapin Quad later that evening. She is survived by her live-in partner, James Burling, and a yet-to-be-named pet chinchilla. Funeral services have not been arranged.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Benjamin Coonan. Deceased.

The lights from the building behind him seemed eerie in the cold of the night. Somewhere overhead the remnants of a moon lingered to their spot in the sky and frantically dodged the cover of passing clouds. Scarce as they were, they liked to take what little Luna was left of the World. Silently I stood on the stairs with my back turned to the stable halogen, the light hurt my eyes. I always was more of a night being.

A slow creek and sigh of metal gave notice that he had exited. Voices. He hadn't left alone. It was always a shame to be forced to bear witnessess but there was truth in one thing that justified my actions. I am an assassin, not a murderer. The pair passed me in conversation and silently I joined them. As if another simply heading in the same direction. Easy it would have been to watch him fall into the damp embrace of wet grass and fade into the shadows as her cries echoed through the vacant quad. But I was more...friendly.

"Are you Ben Coonan?" I knew the answer. It was more of an attempt to give him time to come to terms with what was going to, or rather had, come to pass.

"Maybe...why?" Oblivious.

"Your dead," two simple words. That's all it takes to watch the look on their faces shatter as reality runs at a dead sprint and tackles them to the floor. Yet, he didn't simply allow truth to set in. He had to deny things. To grasp onto that faint glimmer that pulls one from the pits of despair into the relief of sanctuary.

Slowly, and almost as if on its own, my gun drew itself from my pocket. Hidden in the palm of my hand as if I was simply offering a friendly aquaintance my hand to shake. The trigger rested wearily against my finger. Begging to finally be squeezed so as the mechanism could release its pent up frustration and allow its purpose to be fulfilled. His eyes softened.

Benjamin Coonan. Executed.

A very unpleasant death

Abbie Kaage bit the dust around 9:30
Zach Laskaris was killed at around 8:00 this evening.

Erika Zevin has been decapited.

It was blood bath from the very beginning. I saw Erica staring at me, all cow-like and unaware, so I walked up subtly. I didn't want to spook her, and I'd already had one hard kill today--a man has to limit himself, stress leads to sloppy form. Well, I walked up, smiling and calling her over. She thought it was nice that I was saying hi, and that is when I struck. I whipped out my pistol but before I could point it at her, she pulled some karate out on me and broke my wrist. I then kneed her in the stomach (which naturally caused her to cough up blood). She retaliated by breaking my nose and biting a chunk of flesh from my neck--but that's what did her in! With my good hand, I retrieved the gun (while screaming--I mean, she was biting my neck!), and shot her head clean off.


Author's note: This posting is complete shit--except, of course, for the fact that Miss Erica Zevin is no longer in this game.
Kourtney Kingslien met her doom this fine afternoon. When she saw me coming, she took off like a frightened deer. I threw my bag down and ran after her, but she dove and twisted her way towards her soccer friends. Then one of her friends came out of no where and knocked me to the ground. All hope was lost then, as Kortney piled into the car and began to drive away. But I remembered that she had forgotten her bag (which she dropped after running away from me). When she saw what I had, She gave up in return for her shit. And I did her--executioner style.

Kill

Patrick Duvall killed at 11:55am outside of WAC.

Apparently he didn't know he was playing...

First kill

Cayetana Polanco was assassinated at 8.50am.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Death

Nina Salazar was killed around 6:15pm

Death strikes again

Sam Lewis was killed at 10:40.

Death

I first assassinated Molly Steigerwald at 1 and then Chelsea Steck at 2

Travis Dudley taken down on first day.

Another

Ellen Kearney killed outside of commons.
12:51 pm
Molly McCracken just killed Andrew Marchev epicly.

one down...

Assassinated Beth Ames 4:05pm. Gotta love coincidences :)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

How to use the blog

Participants can post their kill and death stories here as well as e-mail your confirmations to assassins.beloit@gmail.com. Use this to keep up to date with who's still alive and maybe how t0 perfect your assassinating skills. Also, feel free to post comments and get creative with your posts.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Get Ready

It's about to begin.